Friday, December 26, 2008

You're ugly and you're out

No one respects me, but you will. I am Darwood Merill and I hold the fate of the World Series in my hand. Treat me right and I might just let you pass go. Don’t yell obscenities at me, you pompous ass; I call the shots, not you.
With that attitude buddy, you’re out of here and you’re ugly, the worst case of ugliness I’ve ever seen.
You players better be listening because I can be two things:
I can be your enemy or I can be your friend, either way chump, I get my way. What I say goes newbie! I have been on this damn field longer than you and will be here long after you hit a couple of home-runs and strike some people out, so listen and listen good, boy, with no ass, You’re out and you’re ugly too!
You’re outta here!

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